fineapplepizza:

im actually crying with laughter… zayn looks like a damn god sent from mount olympus and he still uses emoticons like :B why is he so laME

(via larrysquads)

ass-butt-fallen-angel:

stiles2014:

i hate it when my “friends” just dismiss something i’m really passionate about like “oh you’re talking about that again” like shut up don’t ruin this for me do you know how many times i’ve pretended to care or even genuinely tried to get interested in what you like????? the least you could do is fake it rather than making me feel like a burden

This is one of the most hurtful things friends do

(via buckyandclyde)


Harry in a pink party hat ❀

Harry in a pink party hat 

(via datjonah)

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

(via buckyandclyde)

  • me: wow i finally understand math
  • moves on to next question
  • me: what the hell is this
alex-wingace:

Mark makes an attempt to spook the audience, then stops paying attention and gets jumpscared.

alex-wingace:

Mark makes an attempt to spook the audience, then stops paying attention and gets jumpscared.

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chvrchingtons:

soaringsparrows:

superhighschoollevelpessimist:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

the added directions are great.
'insert peanuts'
'gradually become irritated'
'cresc., or not'
'untie slip knot'
'bow real fast, slippage may occur'

Release the penguins

"rests are imaginary"

"remove valve"

"sell mute"

(via fluffysenju)

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

princess-romanova:

So I hadn’t yet come out to my mum and today I got home to see that someone had changed the cover on my bed to this

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And then I saw that they left a note on the bed, so I went over to take a look at it and

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My mum is the best 

Whenever I see this I think well what if you weren’t gay and you came home one day to this

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cartel:

walking into the wrong class

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zaynandharrypls:

Will we ever get an explanation

zaynandharrypls:

Will we ever get an explanation

(via datjonah)